Buggered Mind of Neale Sourna, The

Opines, comments, rants, concerns, imaginings from Neale Sourna, fiction author and more -- www.Neale-Sourna.com, www.PIE-Percept.com, www.ProjectKeanu.com, www.AuthorsDen.com/nealesourna, www.CafeShops.com/NealeSourna, www.Writing-Naked.com, and www.CuntSinger.com

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Newspapers Need to Transform / On Dow Jones Exec Describes Google As "Digital Vampire"

We've not taken a daily or weekly paper for years. A lot of news we didn't want [unfiltered to our need, and depressing otherwise]. That was before Google or MSN or whatever.

Newspapers used to be fast, because mail took months then weeks and no one had radio or TV.

Well, they're not so fast and you have to go get it or wait for it to be delivered, tomorrow. With old news.

Newspapers should be the novels of news now. In depth materials that get and give all the multiple layers of detail that online headlines can't. I glance the online headlines and often don't read the details, and when I do, it's often cloned from something I've already read.

Details, newspapers, in depth. In fact, change your name, make a new face and reality of what you are. People buy the special editions of all Obama, or all Michael Jackson, or all the next "wedding of the century" be somewhere between the online headlines with little substance and the glitz photos and no substance of LIFE, US, People, TMZ.

Neale Sourna
www.PIE-Percept.com

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Monday, June 22, 2009

Updated Available BANNED Books and Stories by Neale Sourna and MORE

NEALE SOURNA's CuntSinger and MORE
It's pronounced (neel sore-nah).

PIE: Perception Is Everything(TM)

"Doing for the mind, what the body shouldn't."--NS

Neale's short bio
Enter Press Kit / Presskit / Media Kit

Press and Book Reviewers, with proper documentation, needing a review copy
of my informative and fun ebook "Neale Sourna's CuntSinger" can click on the link at the very bottom of any main Neale Sourna sponsored index page, for the "contact us" link. Or just use this one--

Email us at Contact Us
or through the Mail List link in the menu above

Listen to Promo Then Listen to Neale on Tony Kay's Show at www.ArtistFirst.com June 17, 2009 at 9pm EST

Neale with Tony Kay about CuntSinger and writing (one hour, edited):

SournaInterview--ArtistFirst--06-17-09.wav
(498,636 kb), SournaInterview--ArtistFirst--06-17-09.mp3
(46,748 kb)

or download directly from ArtistFirst.com http://www.artistfirst.com/bookshows.htm







Available NOW!

Your NEW handbook on cunnilingus, a new tongue-book on how to...

Have her fall completely in love with THE WAY YOU MAKE LOVE to her.

She'll NEVER say, "No," again, to the MOST IMPORTANT LOVER in HER
LIFE, after you've SUCCESSFULLY and EASILY learned to FULLY SATISFY HER.

Neale Sourna's CuntSinger

Cunnilingus:
How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy),
for Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy!

Tons of Sexual Reference Information from Today's Research and Romantic
Sexuality Forums - Fun, Sexy Games - and More!!

Neale Sourna's CuntSinger ISBN 978-0-9796841-5-9

eBook in MSReader (18,345 kb) / MobiPocket (358 kb) now,
more formats and print coming

www.CuntSinger.com








Neale Sourna's CuntSinger

Cunnilingus:
How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for
Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy!

Listen to Promo Then Listen to Neale on Tony Kay's Show at www.ArtistFirst.com June 17, 2009 at 9pm EST

Neale with Tony Kay about CuntSinger and writing (one hour):

SournaInterview--ArtistFirst--06-17-09.wav
(498,636 kb), SournaInterview--ArtistFirst--06-17-09.mp3
(46,748 kb)

or download directly from ArtistFirst.com http://www.artistfirst.com/bookshows.htm


Read: CuntSinger-Sample.htm / CuntSinger-Sample.pdf





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HOBBLE [An Adult Novel], Catalog/Buy

READ Jordan Duke of ScriptCLEVELAND'S
written informative
INTERVIEW:
Jan 2003, Neale Sourna's HOBBLE

Handsome JD's HOBBLE rating: "compelling", "very sensual & spicy",
"a terribly sexy, erotic, and guy friendly, um, romance".

INTERVIEWS for you to HEAR and
READ
at
PIE:
Percept.com
FREE Audio
or at http://www.authorsden.com/nealesourna
Download [MP3 & zipped .WAV]

NORTH COAST ACADEMIES DIARY

[NCAD -- An Adult Serial]
ISSN 1553-8656

North Catalog/Buy





"Steve's Monkey's Paw & MORE"


CLICK on Neale's Amazon Nude, Sexy, and Erotic Store for the Full Picture.

PIE/Neale Trade Paperbacks AVAILABLE ONLINE or through YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE--just ASK THEM TO ORDER IT for you.

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NEW!!

Great fiction stories just posted to two new websites: Samurai (2), Australian outback western mail order bride romance about a shy love (3), "Becca" (a short story novel) with adventure, pirates, a duke and a runaway lady, and more published at:

http://www.romantic4ever.com/romantic-fiction/index.html

and four of my contemporary and period wedding night stories are now here:

http://www.weddingnight.com/

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TheSecret of Margrave Manor at http://www.margravemanor.com/


and


MargraveManor 2: The Lost Ship


search/puzzlegame scripts; fun, character-filled stories by Neale Sourna

====================

NEW!!

All Along The Watchtower: Submerged (short story for only $.49 download)

at Amazon Shorts








NEW!! Heartwild Solitaire, The Author's Edition*

The FIRST solitaire game with a romance story.

Romance Follow a story of Anne, as she leaves her old life behind and sets off to rediscover her true self. But then a man, dangerous kind, steps onto her path...

Tarot Through a Tarot spread see Anne's fate unfolding. Hand painted cards will guide you.

Solitaire Have fun with a relaxing, card-matching game. Unique bonuses and random card placement will keep you playing for hours. And if you dare, submit your best score to the online chart and compete with others!

*Game story Written by Neale Sourna, Rated E for Everyone Version also available

FindNeale Sourna at LinkedIn!

Find Neale Sourna at MySpace!

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MobiPocket,
Amazon
Kindle

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Find NEW Ebooks by Neale Sourna at:

MobiPocket

Diesel Ebooks

Ebook Eros

Powell's Book/Ebooks

eBookMall

Fictionwise Ebooks

Barnes&Noble
(paperback only)

and MANY other quality online booksellers

Wholesalers purchase through Ingram's Lightning Source (Check Bowkerlink for additional
publisher terms).

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There's MORE short stories and in progress novel excerpts online, just jump through the menu for home or stories or novels, like the brand new excerpt in Stories from the NEW

"Temple & Silent Tommy,"

a post second world war (WWII) love story.

I have soft core and hardcore and short and long stories. Be curious and come, or should that be cum, and see and read FOR YOUR OWN PLEASURES.--Neale



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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Great Luck to All at TELEVISION STAFF WRITING WORKSHOP BREAKING THE STORY

TELEVISION STAFF WRITING WORKSHOP
BREAKING THE STORY

Saturday, June 20th, 2009
Check-in begins at 11am
Workshop from 12pm–4pm

at
CBS Studio Center
4024 Radford Avenue
Studio City, CA 91604
(one block north of Ventura Blvd., one block east of Laurel Canyon)
FREE PARKING on the Radford Lot

YOU MUST RSVP
Details below

FREE Drawing for
Movie Magic Screenwriter Software
&
Creative Screenwriting Magazine


* Do you think you have what it takes to be a Television Writer?
* Can you survive "In the Room" as a television staff writer?

If so, or if you want to learn, the Scriptwriters Network has the interactive event for you!

Participating writers will be randomly assigned to genre groups (two-person writing teams can be kept together) and will spend the next few hours collaborating with the other writers at the table to develop a television show.

The table will come up with the season arc for their show, character arcs, and the kinds of stories they will tell over the course of the season, all the while sticking to the conventions of their genre.

At the end of the workshop, each group will pitch their show to everyone.

Industry professionals who have worked as paid staff writers will act as show runners and keep the "writing staff" focused and productive.

So if you're a sitcom writer and you're assigned to a procedural cop show, can you insert comedic moments while sticking to the tone of the show?

If you write science fiction shows but are assigned to a romantic comedy, can you still contribute valuable ideas to the show?

Can you prove that you're a professional and a creative asset no matter what show hires you?

Please be prompt, as this event will start right on time.


SPECIAL DISCOUNT FOR INFOLIST.com!!
You MUST RSVP no later than 12 midnight on Thursday, June 18th, 2009 with your full name and the full names of any guests (for studio security purposes) to:
info@scriptwritersnetwork.org
Simply bring a copy of this email to the event, and your admission is only $10 (normally $15)!!
NOTE: You MUST bring a separate printout of this email for EACH Person attending!

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What Is It Worth for You to Make Her Happy?

I'm touched deprived. I like to be touched, but not by wrong-feeling people. I certainly don't relish being kissed and slurped on by same.

But when you are the RIGHT PERSON for me, and YOU make me feel as you do, then the right touch, the right kiss, the right lick, even, from you is my joy.

And how could that NOT put a smile on your face, too?

So, question: With her eyes closed in ecstasy, can she tell when you're smiling with happiness, while you kiss her below?

I hope she can.

I hope I can, too.

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

BANNED! "Neale Sourna's CuntSinger," a NEW BOOK on Cunnilingus Banned! By Other Writers

BANNED! "Neale Sourna's CuntSinger," a NEW BOOK on Cunnilingus Banned! By Other Writers

"Hey. Just got banned from my writer's group. Seems to be for promo-ing--which is allowed--with no more than the promo in the next column from 'Listen to Promo' down to sample doc. Must be the TITLE.

"Really, folks, it's not a foul word no more than calling someone a 'feminist' or an 'abortion doctor' or a 'dick'. People laugh when you call someone dick, it was a major run-on joke in 'Robocop' which tons of kids saw in the theater.

"And they make 'pussy' jokes on the sly, as well. So, what's the fuss?

"Well, cunt that.

"I've been banned on the internet. Again. By writers.

"Writers can be such pussies, except when they FINALLY stand up and WGA STRIKE. Hm, novelists and nonfiction types don't strike. Well, Pu-C's to that."

--Neale Sourna

Listen to Promo [http://www.cuntsinger.com/ArtistFirst--06-17-09-Promo.mp3]


Then Listen to Neale on Tony Kay's Show at www.ArtistFirst.com June 17, 2009 at 9pm EST


Neale Sourna's CuntSinger

Cunnilingus: How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy!


Tons of Sexual Reference Information from Today's Research and Romantic Sexuality Forums - Fun, Sexy Games - and More!!


Neale Sourna's CuntSinger ISBN 978-0-9796841-5-9


www.CuntSinger.com


Listen to Promo Then Listen to Neale on Tony Kay's Show (radio program) at www.ArtistFirst.com June 17, 2009 at 9pm EST

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Shall I add more to the muddle?

"Calling all my cunnilingus, cuntsucking, muff diving, vagina licking, pussy hungry, tipping the velvet, carpet licking friends. You'll find many wet stories of slippery muff munching, tongue fucking, clit sucking, clitoris loving and more available to add to your private stock of oral sex pleasure inducing faves.And that's not just cunny lip service, my charming cunning linguists.

"All you master cuntsinger's who can't get enough of cuntsinging.

"Just put your nose right in here and poke around, my gamahuche lovers.

"So, while you're taking a moment away from eating her out, and relaxing and visiting me here, just GIVE ME FIVE (5) RELAXING, BUT EXCITING MINUTES to STRETCH YOUR MIND and EXERCISE YOUR EMOTIONS and, well, your HAPPY glands, because all you really need to know about
the true me and what I write
,
as YOUR BEST WRITER OF CHOICE, for ebooks and paperbacks, is
that I enjoy writing
for my WARM PLEASURE, and for you to SHARE MY DEEP FANTASIES, until you, too are SATISFIED WITH PLEASURES OF ALL KINDS.

"So, know that love and sex are good sorcery, when the right two, or more, people get together, and that YOU'LL FIND their STORIES HERE TO BUY and read to your love one, for their satisfaction, too. And, READ THEM AGAIN, AND AGAIN. Like all great sex and love."

--Enjoy my love and lust, Neale Sourna

PS: "Just GIVE ME FIVE (5) RELAXING, BUT EXCITING MINUTES or JUST READ FIVE
(5) of my PAGES here."

--Neale Sourna


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Sunday, June 07, 2009

Listen to Promo Then Listen to Neale on Tony Kay's Show (radio program) at www.ArtistFirst.com June 17, 2009 at 9pm EST







Neale Sourna's CuntSinger

Cunnilingus:
How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for
Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy!

Tons of Sexual Reference Information from Today's Research and Romantic
Sexuality Forums - Fun, Sexy Games - and More!!

Neale Sourna's CuntSinger ISBN 978-0-9796841-5-9

www.CuntSinger.com

Listen to Promo Then Listen to Neale on Tony Kay's
Show (radio program) at www.ArtistFirst.com June 17, 2009 at 9pm EST






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Friday, June 05, 2009

[Stephenie Meyer's] 'Twilight' DVD Has Sold Over 7 Million Units Since Late March

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On Demand Books Overtake Traditional Titles for the First Time

Publishers Lunch
Tuesday, May 19, 2009

On Demand Books Overtake Traditional Titles for the First Time

Bowker's [Bowker.com] preliminary data for books published in the US in 2008 shows that output from traditional publishers declined by about 3 percent to 275,232 new titles. But they project that the number of "on demand" books grew 132 percent to 285,394 books, now exceeding the traditional titles.

The biggest declines for traditional publishers came in travel (down by 15 percent, with 4,817 new titles), fiction (down 11 percent, with 47,541 new titles the largest of all categories), and religion (down 14 percent, at 16,847 titles).

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Tuesday, June 02, 2009

Listen to Cleveland Author Neale Sourna on Tony Kay's Show at www.ArtistFirst.com June 17, 2009 at 9pm EST

Neale and Tony will talk on his online radio program about her new nonfiction hit:

Neale Sourna's CuntSinger

Cunnilingus: How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy!


Read: CuntSinger-Sample.htm / CuntSinger-Sample.pdf

and about much more!

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Monday, June 01, 2009

NEALE SOURNA'S CUNTSINGER: CUNNILINGUS: HOW TO GIVE HEAD (ORAL SEX AND EATING PUSSY), FOR GIVING WOMEN ORGASMS OF CUNTLICIOUS JOY!

NEW!! SIMPLE!! And She'll Love You Forever.

IMPROVE your CUNNILINGUS TECHNIQUE, if you're a knowledgeable lover.

Or GET a CUNNILINGUS TECHNIQUE, if you're new to the taste.

Actually successfully SATISFY HER! All of your hers.

She'll APPRECIATE YOUR FINE SKILLS! And INVITE YOU BACK for more.

And you'll become the MOST IMPORTANT LOVER IN HER LIFE and bed, too.

EASY to learn, EASY to understand, EASY and ENJOYABLE to do.

You won't need another trick, flower, or box of chocolates, although they might not hurt either, once you LEARN HOW TO CUNTSING.

www.CuntSinger.com [NEW ebook: MS Reader, Mobipocket AVAILABLE NOW!!]

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