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Wednesday, December 09, 2009

PRESS RELEASE: Neale Sourna's New Oral Sex/Cunnilingus Manual NOW AVAILABLE in Adobe Reader!!

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Wednesday, November 25, 2009

“Prolonged Foreplay/Diddling. Or Fun, Creative Stuff!”

“Prolonged Foreplay/Diddling. Or Fun, Creative Stuff!”
from "Neale Sourna's CuntSinger"

Start with the simple, sensual, and kind stuff.

Brush her hair.

Give her a gentle head and neck massage.

Touch and caress all her erogenous zones, such as: skin, lips, spine, neck, shoulders, etc.

But do stay away from the more racy bits, like buttocks, thighs, and breasts, until she’s warmed up to you and how you’re making her feel with the less sexualized bits of her.

Better yet, make your seduction an all day affair, with sexy phone calls, text messages, snail mail cards or letters, if you REALLY planned ahead, email, flowers, horseback riding or other things she, as an individual, loves and is excited about can prepare her all day to be with you.

Without protest.

You may even have to go to the opera. Or cuddle up and watch female talk television, instead a male sports / news / add useless banter type here television.

But, she’s worth it, to you.

But also, do be careful....more fun, useful tips in "Neale Sourna's CuntSinger"

Adobe ebook version coming soon!

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Sunday, November 22, 2009

Sex Game: Guid Communication Practice--"Red Light, Green Light"

From Neale Sourna's CuntSinger a Cunnilingus Manual:

Sex Game: Guide Communication Practice.

If something feels good, to her, or you ask her directly, she can say “Yes,” or “Hot.” Or purr out a, “Spicy.”

If something doesn’t feel good, to her, she can say, “No” or “Cold.” Or “Flat.”

Just like the old children’s game, “Am I getting hot?” Or the other one, “Red Light, Green Light.”

But instead of, “Are you getting hot, hotter…?”

“M-yes. No. Cold. Oh, yes. Hottest.”

Or “Green Light. Green. Yel-low Light. M-Green—. Oh. Green. Ugh. Red Light.”

Get the picture?

Hear the audio track?

And feel free to find and pick your own game words. It’s YOUR GAME.

Also.

Remember: in sex and love, [and romance, too] communication IS NOT a bad thing; and that IT FLOWS in both directions, between you—and that ITS POWER SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO FLOW FREELY, like it flows between magnet and iron, holding each fast to the other; eye to eye, toe to toe, kiss to kiss, heart to heart and sex to sex.

And, your mutual communication is multileveled; words, sounds and utterances, signs and expressions, touch, and more. Yes, there’s >more.

Game: “Silence” Game

Neale Sourna's CuntSinger

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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Footnote [27] Poontang [From French pu....]

Footnote [27] Poontang [From French pu....]

"Neale Sourna's CuntSinger.com" Footnote [27] Poontang [From French putain “whore”]—(1) (US, colloquial noun, vulgar) Female genitalia; the vulva or vagina. Also: poon, tang, pussy, punani, cooch, coochie, cunt, gash, slit, snatch, twat, pink taco. (2) (US, slang verb, vulgar, uncountable) Sexual intercourse with a woman. As in, “I gotta get me some poontang tonight.” Also: poon, tang, pussy, punani, ass, tail

From "Neale Sourna's CuntSinger the oral sex/cunnilingus primer manual

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

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Friday, July 10, 2009

NEW Creative Cunnilingus Love Manual (Excerpt 2)

“Taste Yourself.”

Don’t be such a wuss; not you and not her.

Know how you taste, whether male or female, because I find the best way for a man or woman of any age to know what they smell and taste like, for certain, and to become familiar with their normal healthy genital scents and tastes, is to smell and taste their own fluids; especially off their fingers after finger masturbation.

A woman, especially, will notice, for her own information and confident knowledge, that her pleasant, human scent(s) and flavor(s) slightly change throughout her hormonal month, especially depending on what she eats or drinks, or what worries and illnesses she has may have influencing change, too.

And, this isn’t one-sided.

Men, too, can change flavor and scents, most often with the food, drink, or smokes they put into their bodies. Excess red meats, hard drink, and smokes can sour and bitter a man’s semen smell and flavor. So, white meats, fruit juices, and NO SMOKES, fellas, and you’ll be more delectable, too.

Cunnilingus: Definition.

Okay. Hadn’t really occurred to me, until now; but, for those who didn’t know....

Cunnilingus (kun-nih-lin’-gus) is the action of using one’s mouth, normally lips and tongue, but not teeth, to stimulate to excitement and arouse a female’s genitals for her sexual pleasure; in particular, the clitoris (klit’-ore-iss) is noted as the most sexually sensitive part of her female genitalia.

Author and sex surveyist Shere Hite noted, from her researches, that most women can achieve orgasm easily from clitoral stimulation, especially by cunnilingus.[1]

[excerpt edit]

This normally tiny, gumdrop-like or button-like organ, at least the tiny portion that’s visible outside the body, because there’s much more of it within her body, much like with the male’s penis, and is positioned frontmost on the female human, hidden behind and beneath the bottommost portion of her Mound of Venus, upon which lies her triangular pubic hair area.

The exterior (outside) labia majora (major lips) of the vulva, which are covered with pubic hair, can be parted to expose the clitoris, which lies specifically just inside the front point, where the hairless left and right inner labia minora (minor lips) come together, normally forming a small little hill, or tucked area (clitoral hood, much like the hood that covers a penis, before circumcision).

This clitoral hood functions the same, it covers and protects her sensitive clitoral head.

Her clitoris/clit lies immediately before her tiny urethra opening, from which she urinates (pees) and which lies between the gumdrop like clit and the larger vaginal entrance.

The clitoris has a similar function as the male penis, but her clit doesn’t contain interior portions of the urethra, as the penis does, nor function directly for procreation, like semen dispensing in the male.

The clitoris’ ONLY job is to stimulate sexual pleasure within her.

So, with besides when taking the matter in hand, with masturbation techniques, when her clitoris is usually brought into play, cunnilingus results in MORE SUCCESSFUL FEMALE ORGASMS than with any other sexual technique.

And pleasure is good; because we all know that pleasure makes us want to have that pleasure and more pleasure again; TO HAVE SEX AGAIN.

That’s good, right? Great even.

So, RESPECT HER CLIT, it makes her just as happy as a guy who loves the pleasure his cockhead gives him.

Basic Skills and Stats.

Just like in singing, and all pleasures from vocalizing, both the basic and finesse skills used in cunnilingus and individual female responses to those skills are all over the place; but, can be improved with study, relaxation, and practice.

Web cunnilingus sex author Crid Lee gives this stat:

§ 88% of married women say cunnilingus is their preferred form of sexual activity.

The clitoris is the most sexually sensitive part of the female body for almost all women. (There can be variations because of sickness, injury, or personal sensitivities.)

§ There’re 8,000 nerve endings in a woman’s tiny clitoris! Equal to or more—depending on who’s counting—than on the comparatively huge head of a penis glans (4,000). Making it the most highly sensitive organ in female or male.

It surpasses other highly sensitive human body parts: the lips, tongue (good for you), hands, and inner thighs (especially on a woman).

“Her clitoris can be too sensitive to touch....”

Okay, so with this is mind, the clitoris can, at times, be too sensitive to stimulate by direct touch; especially, in the early stages of your female’s arousal.

So, my immediate thoughts include:

§ Blowing your warm breath across her, or

§ Gently touching her with something VERY soft—soft feather or....


[1] Hite, Shere (2004 edition). The Hite Report: A Nationwide Study of Female Sexuality. New York, NY: Seven Stories Press. pp. 11. ISBN 1-58322-569-2.

--excerpt from Neale Sourna's CuntSinger

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Monday, June 22, 2009

Updated Available BANNED Books and Stories by Neale Sourna and MORE

NEALE SOURNA's CuntSinger and MORE
It's pronounced (neel sore-nah).

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Thursday, June 11, 2009

BANNED! "Neale Sourna's CuntSinger," a NEW BOOK on Cunnilingus Banned! By Other Writers

BANNED! "Neale Sourna's CuntSinger," a NEW BOOK on Cunnilingus Banned! By Other Writers

"Hey. Just got banned from my writer's group. Seems to be for promo-ing--which is allowed--with no more than the promo in the next column from 'Listen to Promo' down to sample doc. Must be the TITLE.

"Really, folks, it's not a foul word no more than calling someone a 'feminist' or an 'abortion doctor' or a 'dick'. People laugh when you call someone dick, it was a major run-on joke in 'Robocop' which tons of kids saw in the theater.

"And they make 'pussy' jokes on the sly, as well. So, what's the fuss?

"Well, cunt that.

"I've been banned on the internet. Again. By writers.

"Writers can be such pussies, except when they FINALLY stand up and WGA STRIKE. Hm, novelists and nonfiction types don't strike. Well, Pu-C's to that."

--Neale Sourna

Listen to Promo [http://www.cuntsinger.com/ArtistFirst--06-17-09-Promo.mp3]


Then Listen to Neale on Tony Kay's Show at www.ArtistFirst.com June 17, 2009 at 9pm EST


Neale Sourna's CuntSinger

Cunnilingus: How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy!


Tons of Sexual Reference Information from Today's Research and Romantic Sexuality Forums - Fun, Sexy Games - and More!!


Neale Sourna's CuntSinger ISBN 978-0-9796841-5-9


www.CuntSinger.com


Listen to Promo Then Listen to Neale on Tony Kay's Show (radio program) at www.ArtistFirst.com June 17, 2009 at 9pm EST

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Shall I add more to the muddle?

"Calling all my cunnilingus, cuntsucking, muff diving, vagina licking, pussy hungry, tipping the velvet, carpet licking friends. You'll find many wet stories of slippery muff munching, tongue fucking, clit sucking, clitoris loving and more available to add to your private stock of oral sex pleasure inducing faves.And that's not just cunny lip service, my charming cunning linguists.

"All you master cuntsinger's who can't get enough of cuntsinging.

"Just put your nose right in here and poke around, my gamahuche lovers.

"So, while you're taking a moment away from eating her out, and relaxing and visiting me here, just GIVE ME FIVE (5) RELAXING, BUT EXCITING MINUTES to STRETCH YOUR MIND and EXERCISE YOUR EMOTIONS and, well, your HAPPY glands, because all you really need to know about
the true me and what I write
,
as YOUR BEST WRITER OF CHOICE, for ebooks and paperbacks, is
that I enjoy writing
for my WARM PLEASURE, and for you to SHARE MY DEEP FANTASIES, until you, too are SATISFIED WITH PLEASURES OF ALL KINDS.

"So, know that love and sex are good sorcery, when the right two, or more, people get together, and that YOU'LL FIND their STORIES HERE TO BUY and read to your love one, for their satisfaction, too. And, READ THEM AGAIN, AND AGAIN. Like all great sex and love."

--Enjoy my love and lust, Neale Sourna

PS: "Just GIVE ME FIVE (5) RELAXING, BUT EXCITING MINUTES or JUST READ FIVE
(5) of my PAGES here."

--Neale Sourna


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