COMING SOON!! A NEW handbook on cunnilingus and how to...

COMING SOON!! A NEW handbook, hm, TONGUEbook on cunnilingus and how to... Have her fall completely in love with THE WAY YOU MAKE LOVE to her. She'll NEVER say, "No," again. Neale Sourna's CuntSinger Cunnilingus: How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy! Information - Games - and More!!

Neale Sourna's CuntSinger

Cunnilingus: How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy!

Table of Contents

Copyright © 2009 by Neale Sourna

Author Statement 3 PS: Don't be tense. 9 PPS: Challenge each other with a game of Lie and Tell: 10 Why "Singer," "Singing," and "Sing"? 11 Why THAT Word, "Cunt"? 12 PS: cunt 14 Author's Acknowledgments 15 Remember: Knowledge is powerful 15 Cunnilingus: How to Give Head (Oral Sex and Eating Pussy), for Giving Women Orgasms of Cuntlicious Joy! 19 Introduction. 19 "I pulled up a chair, pushed up her skirt, and…" 20 WARNING: "Just Foreplay" 20 Best Sex EVER! For Her, With You. 20 YOUR MOST IMPORTANT SKILL: Communication. 21 "Silence" Game. 22 "Both of You-ALWAYS Be Positive." 22 When is it over? "Since I Became Paralyzed…." 23 How Her Equipment Works. 24 Vulvas Can Smell or Taste Unpleasant, Because: 24 "Taste Yourself." 25 Cunnilingus: Definition. 25 "Wait! What's Her Clitoris, and Where the Hell is It?" 26 Basic Skills and Stats. 26 "Her clitoris can be too sensitive to…." 27 "Oral sex gets around…" 27 Your Basic Oral Tools. 28 Cunnilingual Movements. 28 Education, Partners, and Restrictions. 29 Pregnancy. 29 CULTURAL, SPIRITUAL, and RELIGIOUS SIGNIFICANCE; and a BIT of LEGAL HISTORY. 30 "Worldwide Cultural Attitudes." 30 "Desire and Self-Esteem." 31 "The Cultural Legalities." 31 Religious Culture: Chinese Spiritual Taoism. 32 Culture Philosophy: Indian Tantra. 33 "Songs of Solomon." 33 "Ew!" Yucky Stuff: STD, HPV, and Alleged Oral Cancer Risk. 34 Personal STD control. 34 "And, just so you know:" 34 Popular Culture and Slang. 35 "Frank and Louisa are too busy to notice what we " 36

VIRTUOSITY: MASTERING CuntSinging BASIC ARTISTIC SKILLS. 36 Learning to Play-Your Way. 37 A Bit More on Women's Social History. 37 "A Dirty Girl"-character Baby Stewie, TV's "Family Guy." 38 "He stared between my legs, as he slid…" 38 HELPING HER RELAX and PREPARE. 39 "Prolonged Foreplay / Diddling. Or fun, creative stuff!" 39 "Kiss Her. Long. And Deep." 39 "Be Kind, Unwind." 40 Enjoy Her Game, for One. And Her Stuff. (nonfetish) 40 "Enjoy Her Game, for Two. And Her Stuff." (still nonfetish) 41 Two Hours. 41 More Cleanliness Issues. 42 Misc. on Pubic Hair: "To Be or Not to Be"-from William Shakespeare's "Hamlet" 43 You Massage Her, Sensually. 43 IN A HURRY? DON'T BE, BUT START HERE THEN. 44 Again, Make Certain Your Mouth and Tongue are Wet and Slippery. 44 Don't Jab and Butt Your Hard Face into Her. 45 When She Reacts Well, to You. Repeat It. 45 When She's More Warmed Up. 46 "Get Up and Do It, Again. Amen."-lyrics, Jackson Browne's "The Pretender" 47 NOW, BACK TO YOUR DELICIOUS MAIN COURSE 48 RE-WARNING: Don't plan it the same.... 48 All Right, You, Back to School, for Your "ABCs"! 48 Clitoris Circling. 49 Clitoris Sucking. 50 Warning: Highly aroused. 50 Oyster Practice. 52 BONUS BASIC PLUS+. 53 Hornblower. 53 Red Light, Green Light. 54 Feather Your Nest. 54 POSITION(S). GET A MOVE ON. 54 "69" ["Year the Mets Won Their First World Series!"] 54 Backward. 55 Doggy, or, as I prefer, "Doggy-Doggy." 55

Facesitter. 55 Doggy Sit ["I think I just made this one up!"] 56 "Knees Up, Honey." 56 Legs Flat. 56 MORE on COMFY POSITIONS. 58 WARNING: Don't break rhythm. 59 MORE Warnings and Advice. 60 Again. "DO NOT Immediately Hone in on Her Clitoris... 60 "Take Your Leisurely and Loving Time." 60 "Be Extremely Gentle." 61 "This Pleasure is for Her. Watch, Listen, and Hear Her." 61 Insert Here. Maybe. 61 Male Advice 63 Paraplegic Man's Advice: "This Paraplegic's Advice." 63 Paraplegic Woman's Advice: "Braingasms" 63 Lesbian Advice 64 "Orgasm: After Injury (Physical, Emotional, or Spiritual)." 66 More Advice 66 Women's Advice: "Any oral is great oral." NO. It's Not. 67 Women's Advice: "Listen! Take notice!" 67 A CuntSinger BONUS: Fingersex. 70 No "Performance"/No "Task"; Training Your Senses. 71 THE BEST OF BOTH--MULTITASKING. 72 Sensuous Cunnilingus, Putting Your Finger on the G-Spot. 72 WARNING 1: Nails. 72 WARNING 2: No wet spot. 72 Squirming and Breathing Heavily. Her, Not You! 73 "Ejaculation. The Joy of 'Squirting'." 74 "I Have to Pee." 75 BONUS BONUS: Female Ejaculation. 75 WARNING: Salt. 76 Warning: Doctor's office. 76 "Go Forth, and Influence Women." 77

04/28/09 addition

How many of us actually learned sex from a sex professional?

Most of us, and our parents, too, learned sexual "health"-lots of scary
picture of syphilis we HAD to look at-from a gym teacher doing
double duty in health class; or from some amateur lover a little
farther ahead in the game, or more willing to experiment. Most
of us definitely didn't have a professional whore or pimp or sex
therapist in that health class. And it definitely wasn't called
sex class, at all. I am, however, a professional writer in the
sex and relations field, if get-ting paid counts. I believe that
help should be more interesting than obvious, which is why I don't
usually do nonfiction. But all love and lovemaking are a bit in
the fiction field, though, aren't they?

Back to "talented, dedicated amateurs" versus "paid professionals."

Olympians and people you know, who can sing and dance wonderfully, may never
have had full training or school learnin' or have been given a
record deal, or a certificate for their wall that states that
they are a "Sex Expert." Sometimes, they're much more interesting
than those who have studied "by the book" or were sanctioned by
some outside sanctioning group; but now have nothing new or fresh
to add...[more].

Because, DID YOU KNOW:

That, of a survey of 1102 women, a full 11% had NEVER had an orgasm.
And that 46% of these women thought ALL MEN WERE SELFISH; while
a high "79 percent thought only their husbands were selfish."

Ouch.

Plus, 56 % of these married women still believed the old beehive and
stiletto heels time's sexual propaganda that some women, many
women are frigid, intentionally and stubbornly so, which was a
standard 1950s-60s Cold War way to batter a woman, whether wife
or passing partner, not sexually interested or satisfied, but
unknowing how to correct it.

That "real women" aren't interested in sex, "only sluts."

Not realizing real, sweet and loving women were and are interested,
but that the love her lover was making, is making to her or with
her was ignorant, or inadequate to the task.

It was pleasure for everyone in the room, but her. [more]

Game: Guide Communication Practice.

If something feels good, to her, or you ask her directly, she can
say "Yes," or "Hot."

Or purr out a, "Spicy."

If something doesn't feel good, to her, she can say, "No" or "Cold."
Or "Flat."

Just like the old children's game, "Am I getting hot?"

Or the other one, "Red Light, Green Light."

But instead of, "Are you getting hot, hotter…?" [more]