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Thursday, January 13, 2011

BUY for Your Valentine NOW!! Love is a Sexy Ebook or Print Book by Neale Sourna

"Love is an everyday affair," so surprise your partner with a new sexy book in hand to read aloud from my site to your partner. Surprise your LOVE PARTNER with new HOT STORIES in hand, a new ebook for their e-reader or paperback from Neale Sourna and PIE: Perception Is Everything, because love is everything. But, you already know that. So, see what's NEW below.

"Plus, I have a challenge for you; READ JUST FIVE PAGES of any of my STORIES, and if it doesn't LITERALLY CHANGE how you FEEL, and MAKE YOU FEEL different and MORE PULSING ALIVE (wet and warm for women, firm and hot for men) than when you started, then close it, zip it, and walk away; but, if your PULSE is racing, and the heat and the wet and the throbbing, hot blood is getting noticeable, then you need to keep my stories close to hand and bed--and BUY NOW, BUY HERE, BUY OFTEN, as ebooks and paperbacks!!"

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NCAD is Adult Erotic Fiction, usually one short story per issue [i.e., 5000 wds / 22 6.14 x 9.21" issue pgs], under the theme of diary / journal entries of an academic teen school community.

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"Steve's Monkey's Paw & MORE"

[more Neale Sourna's CuntSinger: Table of Contents and more]

Printed Novel eBook

Printed Novel eBook


GAME STORIES:

Game Novels: Heartwild Solitaire, The Author's Edition* and

Heartwild Solitaire: Book Two, The Author's Edition* NEW!! Update Gifts--Sweet Bonus Levels Available NOW!

Book Two (branched novel story game)

Novel Book One

and also the mystery puzzle games of:

Neale Sourna's Game Writing and Design Store

and more at Neale's Catalog and Neale's Home Website

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Monday, November 29, 2010

6 Alternate Uses for Your Freezer

* by Reader's Digest Magazine, on Fri Nov 19, 2010

From Extraordinary Uses for Ordinary Things

6 tricky problems your freezer can easily solve.

Eliminate unpopped popcorn
Don't you just hate the kernels of popcorn that are left at the bottom of the bowl? Eliminate the popcorn duds by keeping your unpopped supply in the freezer.

Remove wax from candlesticks
Grandma's heirloom silver candlesticks will get a new life if you place them in the freezer and then pick off the accumulated wax drippings. But don't do this if your candlesticks are made from more than one type of metal. The metals can expand and contract at different rates and damage the candlesticks.

Extend candle life
Place candles in the freezer for at least two hours before burning. They will last longer.

Unstick photos
Picture this: Water spills on a batch of photographs, causing them to stick together. If you pull them apart, your pictures will be ruined. Don't be so hasty. Stick them in the freezer for about 20 minutes. Then use a butter knife to gingerly separate the photos. If they don't come free, place them back in the freezer. This works for envelopes and stamps too.

Clean a pot
Your favorite pot has been left on the stove too long, and now you've got a burned-on mess to clean up. Place the pot in the freezer for a couple of hours. When the burned food becomes frozen, it will be easier to remove.

Remove odors
Got a musty-smelling book or a plastic container with a fish odor? Place them in the freezer overnight. By morning they'll be fresh again. This works with almost any other small item that has a bad smell you want to get rid of.

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Thursday, July 09, 2009

NEW Creative Cunnilingus Manual (Excerpt)

...Without this fresh moisture, the skin of this area will become dry and unable to protect itself, and will sustain rips, bacterial infection damage, and need medical care.

Beginning with puberty, her vagina begins washing itself by producing a clear to whitish colored liquid flow, having a watery to sticky consistency.

This protective acidic flow, first, keeps bad bacteria in check, in order to help prevent infection.

And secondly, it protects her body from damage by sperm and semen infections; whether he has an actual infection in his fluids, or whether her body perceives his sperm as an invading infection, and thus keeps her from becoming pregnant.

Wet.

A woman becoming sexually aroused should experience increased vaginal moisture, sometimes, without ever actually knowing she is aroused, only feeling “wet.”

Her vulval lips should also swell, filling with blood and becoming warmer and plumper, which many women can feel between their legs; but, not all women will notice this, and not all women have sufficient blood flood to properly inflate and prepare her for sex.

It is the same basic principle that keeps men’s penises from properly inflating with enough blood flow. The surge and flow of blood to the area can often be improved in both sexes with BEFORE SEX exercises, sports activities, or prolonged, warm up foreplay.

Scent.

Also, even more so than in human men, women produce their own scent, a chemical signature wholly distinctive to her, as an individual, which also signals her current reproductive and sexual state, which scientists (those infamous Scottish ones) say men can, subliminally, smell her differences, between her and other women, and between one state of her and another state of her, even when not fully cognizant of it.

So, that means that you should REMEMBER that, when male hormones scream a hot need to really lay this particular woman—NOW—is probably truly saying that he senses, without thinking it out clearly, that she’s fertile, NOW, and it’s her time for getting pregnant.[1]

So, stop and think or just glove it, regardless. Or raise it through school.

While most of our noses may have lost the ability to detect these scents at great distances, I have read of men who become sexually aroused when exposed to them. And most men and women LOVE the scent of their significant other’s clothing.

In actuality, an overwashed, over douched, over hygiene sprayed vulva and vagina are UNHEALTHY; because a moist vulva with its own natural, unmasked aroma is a healthy one, for life health and for sex health.

[1] There has been recent (21st century) Scottish medical research which confirms this, in a basic way.

Hold the Fish: Vulvas Can Smell or Taste Unpleasant, Because:

§ When normal vaginal moisture remains in the inner folds of her vulva, or

§ When she’s ingested excessive strong foods, or

§ When she has poor air circulation around her genitals.

Clothing that’s tight or made of dense materials that don’t breathe are major causes of excess moisture not being able to evaporate properly.

And since bacteria adore warm, moist places, they can reproduce more rapidly in such an environment; resulting in a strong taste and odor (that infamous “fishy smell and taste,” or worse).

It’s the bacteria from the air or surfaces that have touched her, like fingertips, clothing, etcetera, that’re actually causing the unpleasant odor, not her vaginal moisture.

Naturally clean, naturally healthy women DO NOT SMELL LIKE BAD FISH.

If a woman does feel and is completely convinced that her genitals smell or taste bad, she should first ask her sex partner, who often enjoys and is practically hypnotized by her scent that she herself finds unpleasant.

However, if her genitals do have odor problems, it will most likely indicate the presence of a serious infection.

Some partner’s, who’re scent sensitive, can know even before she does that she is developing a yeast infection. She should seek a doctor’s advice.

Again, the often joked about "fishy" or “yeasty” smell IS NOT NORMAL and isn’t an indication of a healthy vulva or vagina, but an indication that its owner should seek medical attention.

A woman’s natural, protective genital flora will change with her current menstrual state, her current level of sexual arousal, and also depend on her diet.

And some lovers can even detect these different changes by taste and/or by smell.

“Taste Yourself.”

Don’t be such a..... [more in "Neale Sourna's CuntSinger"]


[1] There has been recent (21st century) Scottish medical research which confirms this, in a basic way.

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